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I need a sugar daddy

But I have no sugar to entice them with. I have nothing to offer a sugar daddy. I'm not willing to perform any sexual acts which means I'm just a greedy bitch who wants free money from old men 馃槀.
Livingwell61-69, M
I'm a Splenda daddy. That count?
PinkMoon26-30, F
@Livingwell I was trying to think of a witty response but I couldn't so I decided to look up the differences between non nutritive sweeteners and sucrose.

I read an article about artificial sweeteners like Splenda and the following quote is why I believe a "Splenda daddy" is better, conceptually speaking.

* "These sweeteners can be 200 to 700 times sweeter than table sugar (sucrose) and they have zero calories, which is why they're called non-nutritive sweeteners."

Splenda is sweeter meaning more money and it's calorie free meaning no sexual obligation.

*https://www.cnet.com/health/nutrition/sugar-vs-artificial-sweeteners-which-is-healthier/
Livingwell61-69, M
@PinkMoon ha ha! I have a meme for that...So zero calories = no money. Sweeter = sex still on the table. 馃槣
Alessa18-21, F
@Livingwell Better than a Salty Daddy.
thoughtfulsoulxxx26-30, F
Same 馃憦馃徎 if you find any takers, let me know if they have friends!
sasanack61-69, M
dont forget your honesty must be worth something 馃槑
PinkMoon26-30, F
@sasanack I wish 馃槀.
rfhh195961-69, M
You make yourself sound like a lot of wives.

 
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