But I have no sugar to entice them with. I have nothing to offer a sugar daddy. I'm not willing to perform any sexual acts which means I'm just a greedy bitch who wants free money from old men 馃槀.
@Livingwell I was trying to think of a witty response but I couldn't so I decided to look up the differences between non nutritive sweeteners and sucrose.
I read an article about artificial sweeteners like Splenda and the following quote is why I believe a "Splenda daddy" is better, conceptually speaking.
* "These sweeteners can be 200 to 700 times sweeter than table sugar (sucrose) and they have zero calories, which is why they're called non-nutritive sweeteners."
Splenda is sweeter meaning more money and it's calorie free meaning no sexual obligation.