I want to be in a sexless marriage

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How will you get your smegma fix without touching a peen though?

CestManan · 46-50, F

@NerdyPotato I mean has she thought this through? 🤔

@CestManan it doesn't feel like it... 🤣

deadgerbil · 22-25

Tf lol

SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

@deadgerbil my shrimp will be in a permanent cock cage

deadgerbil · 22-25

@SkeetSkeet I want to be in a sexless marriage too mmm

vetguy1991 · 51-55, M

Goals

DiegoWolfe · 36-40

oh you just want a slave to feed and serve you

Sequoia51 · 70-79, M

I don't think you do ....

Bang5luts · M

There are plenty of them out there ffs.

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

You don’t, it’s awful actually

empanadas · 31-35, M

Said no one ever

deadgerbil · 22-25

@empanadas idk. Some people seem committed to sleeping on the couch

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