you are the shit in my disposable underwear

Disposable? Nah son, the reusable ones are where it's at 👌 you don't even have to wash them just... reuse them

2022 pickup lines be like ⬆️

You say the sweetest things 🥺

Bette Midler's chart topping hit!

Well now that depends.

That's so sweet

Are you blaming me for your period blood? 🤔🤨

I’m so confused 😕 I don’t get the joke

And you're the sweat stain in my bed