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How will you Honour the PENIS
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KiwiBird 路 36-40, F
SING IT GIRLS!
At First I Was Afraid, I Was Petrified.!
When You Said You Had 10inches, Lord I Almost Died.!
But I'd Spent So Many Years, Just Waiting For A Man That Long,
That I Grew Strong & Knew That I Could Take You On..
But There You Are, Another Lie,
I Was Ready For A Big Mac & You Brought Me A French Fry.!
I Should Have Known That It Was Bullshit,
Just A Sad Pathetic Dream,
Should Have Known There Was No Anaconda Lurking In Your Jeans..
Go On Now Go, Walk Out The Door,
Don't You Promise Me 10inches Then Turn Up With Only 4.!
Weren't You A Sad Prat To Think I Wouldn't Find You Out.!
Don't You Know We're Only Joking When We Say Size Doesn't Count,
I Will Survive.! I Will Survive.!
As Long As I Have Batteries My Sex Life Is Going To Thrive.!
I Will Always Have Good Sex With A Handful Of Latex.!
I Will Survive, I Will Survive, Hey Hey.!! 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
At First I Was Afraid, I Was Petrified.!
When You Said You Had 10inches, Lord I Almost Died.!
But I'd Spent So Many Years, Just Waiting For A Man That Long,
That I Grew Strong & Knew That I Could Take You On..
But There You Are, Another Lie,
I Was Ready For A Big Mac & You Brought Me A French Fry.!
I Should Have Known That It Was Bullshit,
Just A Sad Pathetic Dream,
Should Have Known There Was No Anaconda Lurking In Your Jeans..
Go On Now Go, Walk Out The Door,
Don't You Promise Me 10inches Then Turn Up With Only 4.!
Weren't You A Sad Prat To Think I Wouldn't Find You Out.!
Don't You Know We're Only Joking When We Say Size Doesn't Count,
I Will Survive.! I Will Survive.!
As Long As I Have Batteries My Sex Life Is Going To Thrive.!
I Will Always Have Good Sex With A Handful Of Latex.!
I Will Survive, I Will Survive, Hey Hey.!! 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
Muthafukajones 路 46-50, M
@KiwiBird this song will always be linked to Nigel for me. I loved it!
TexChik 路 F
No Bangkok! Mine lives with my hubby but belongs to me! I dont limit myself to a single choice
wintersecret 路 41-45, M
@TexChik 馃馃お
Chelsiegirl 路 46-50, T
why do u have to honor it?
Honour????
Honour????
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Chelsiegirl 路 46-50, T
@wintersecret its all good.. i kinda thought you ment to do it
Chelsiegirl 路 46-50, T
@wintersecret LOL im a TG but i only like woman.. i dont even honer my own penis..
wintersecret 路 41-45, M
@Chelsiegirl 馃憤
Belladonna 路 41-45, F
Depends on the penis, lol.
wintersecret 路 41-45, M
@Belladonna 馃ぃ
LostNForgotten 路 M
My dick has been nothing but a bad influence on me.
MorbidCynic 路 F
Ew
wintersecret 路 41-45, M
@MorbidCynic did I missed any thing to mention 馃お
MorbidCynic 路 F
@wintersecret no I chose the bat option lol
wintersecret 路 41-45, M
@MorbidCynic 馃ぃ馃ぃ
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