How will you Honour the PENIS
Woman what's ur choice
41-45, M
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KiwiBird · 36-40, F
SING IT GIRLS!
At First I Was Afraid, I Was Petrified.!
When You Said You Had 10inches, Lord I Almost Died.!
But I'd Spent So Many Years, Just Waiting For A Man That Long,
That I Grew Strong & Knew That I Could Take You On..
But There You Are, Another Lie,
I Was Ready For A Big Mac & You Brought Me A French Fry.!
I Should Have Known That It Was Bullshit,
Just A Sad Pathetic Dream,
Should Have Known There Was No Anaconda Lurking In Your Jeans..
Go On Now Go, Walk Out The Door,
Don't You Promise Me 10inches Then Turn Up With Only 4.!
Weren't You A Sad Prat To Think I Wouldn't Find You Out.!
Don't You Know We're Only Joking When We Say Size Doesn't Count,
I Will Survive.! I Will Survive.!
As Long As I Have Batteries My Sex Life Is Going To Thrive.!
I Will Always Have Good Sex With A Handful Of Latex.!
I Will Survive, I Will Survive, Hey Hey.!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
At First I Was Afraid, I Was Petrified.!
When You Said You Had 10inches, Lord I Almost Died.!
But I'd Spent So Many Years, Just Waiting For A Man That Long,
That I Grew Strong & Knew That I Could Take You On..
But There You Are, Another Lie,
I Was Ready For A Big Mac & You Brought Me A French Fry.!
I Should Have Known That It Was Bullshit,
Just A Sad Pathetic Dream,
Should Have Known There Was No Anaconda Lurking In Your Jeans..
Go On Now Go, Walk Out The Door,
Don't You Promise Me 10inches Then Turn Up With Only 4.!
Weren't You A Sad Prat To Think I Wouldn't Find You Out.!
Don't You Know We're Only Joking When We Say Size Doesn't Count,
I Will Survive.! I Will Survive.!
As Long As I Have Batteries My Sex Life Is Going To Thrive.!
I Will Always Have Good Sex With A Handful Of Latex.!
I Will Survive, I Will Survive, Hey Hey.!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Muthafukajones · 46-50, M
@KiwiBird this song will always be linked to Nigel for me. I loved it!
TexChik · F
No Bangkok! Mine lives with my hubby but belongs to me! I dont limit myself to a single choice
wintersecret · 41-45, M
@TexChik 🤔🤪
Chelsiegirl · 46-50, T
why do u have to honor it?
Honour????
Honour????
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Chelsiegirl · 46-50, T
@wintersecret its all good.. i kinda thought you ment to do it
Chelsiegirl · 46-50, T
@wintersecret LOL im a TG but i only like woman.. i dont even honer my own penis..
wintersecret · 41-45, M
@Chelsiegirl 👍
Belladonna · 41-45, F
Depends on the penis, lol.
wintersecret · 41-45, M
@Belladonna 🤣
Lostpoet · M
My dick has been nothing but a bad influence on me.
MorbidCynic · F
Ew
wintersecret · 41-45, M
@MorbidCynic did I missed any thing to mention 🤪
MorbidCynic · F
@wintersecret no I chose the bat option lol
wintersecret · 41-45, M
@MorbidCynic 🤣🤣