Choking on.

Have you ever choked your partner in the bedroom?

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SW-User

Yes but only because i was trying to kill her

SW-User

@SW-User Damn it, I got excited for two seconds

SW-User

@SW-User *chokes you*

SW-User

@SW-User don't...😶

SW-User

@SW-User what? I'm just trying to kill you 😠

SW-User

@SW-User Still. Don't 😶

SW-User

@SW-User I have a rare medical condition that makes me do the opposite of whatever people tell me

SW-User

@SW-User DAMN YOU!

Elessar · 26-30, M

@SW-User

a rare medical condition that makes me do the opposite of whatever people tell me

... acute Karenitis? It's all but rare, like nearly half the population suffers from it 🥴

SW-User

@Elessar Dammit man. I'm trying to tell some lies here 😤 stop ruining it by telling the truth

@SW-User ignore him. It's incredibly rare. Everyone should feel really bad for me

SW-User

@SW-User I tried but it didn't work, I can't feel bad for you 😔

Elessar · 26-30, M

@SW-User Damn even liars are spoiled these days, back in the good ol' days they would just forge more lies instead of complaining because I ruined the first one 😢

SW-User

@Elessar I'm working on that 😒

@SW-User I gave you my soul ffs 😡

SW-User

@SW-User Still can't feel bad, sorry 😔