Would this make one of you women talk to me sexually on here?

What I did to stop terrorism. I put one in front of the other rotated them out around and around in my hand. I got just 5 of these same as each other pill bottles and then I took the rappers off of all them and then I put john deere grease in just one of them and then I shuffled them all up with these gloves on and I accidentally left one still 50/50 and then I got it shuffled up, and then I held my breath so I couldn't smell them and then I won it on the first prob important try for the first time this way I touched the inside of a bottle without protection on and this grease is new motor grease and it may have lead in it. I won this game 1 week 1 day 14 hrs ago. I am 27 yrs old. I may have been the first only because I couldn't play any one else's game and I struck first and we are all equal and that no one knew if their game was 50/50 or more or not to equal 50/50 for me to wanna play it. It was john deere special purpose corn head grease. california says it has lead in it, I don't know how much.