Women does this make me more attractive since I may be the first to do this

This was to stop aging.
I shuffled these up one in front of the other each time around and around.

I got 5 of these same as each other pill bottles and then I took the rappers off of all them and then I put grease in one of them and then I shuffled them all up with these gloves on and I accidentally left one still 50/50 and then I got it shuffled up, and then I held my breath so I couldn't smell them and then I won it on the first prob important try for the first time this way I touched the inside of a bottle without protection on and this grease is new motor grease and it may have lead in it. I won this game 2hrs ago. I am 27 yrs old.