Am I so sexually attractive that I won't have to spend life behind bars forever women? I am not a homosexual no matter what.

I have a 32 or 31in waist, I am 27 yrs old, I am 6ft tall, I weigh 164 lb, I am skinny I don't have any belly fat, I have a very high metabolism, I am going to have to serve life in prison for something stupid in my opinion, I can't work in prison and I don't know what they are going to say about it, I wear medium clothes all around, I have size 12 feet, I could bench press 275lb, and I could squat 385 maxed out, I can throw the junior size football 45 yards maxed out. I can speed read 165 words per min with 55percent compression, I can talk and I don't have a speech delay. If you think they should leave me alone tell the police I am innocent because my crimes where because I was scared of ufos and I don't hallucinate and I have never hallucinated and I am not autistic no matter what. I don't do any drugs that get me high except for caffeine.if you want to evaluate me for sex I can reply to you just let me know. Looking for ages 40-50 yrs old.