lets get married

I'm married, but you can take half of my debt anyways... Actually I'll give you all of it.

Half of everything I own is everything.

Let's not and say we did

Cool! What's 50% of 0? 🙃

Tell you what. You can have 100% since I have no one to give that zero to. I really don't have much longer left. 🤷🏻‍♂

Save you money on the divorce. 😆

First honest woman I've read!

Sounds like a good deal

I have nothing what you have