Let me tell you how I really feel.

First of all, girl you don't have an ass. So let's go ahead and get that straight right now. So I'm supposed to be jealous of what exactly? You don't have any girlfriends because they all see you for the attenion seeking whore you be acting like. Then you married some unemployed hippie artist that nobody ever heard of. So girl get your own life in check before you go looking into mine.