"If I were younger/not married I'd so date (do) her"

Yeah because it's totally up to you and your age and marital status are the only problems.

SHE'S WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE!

This page is a permanent link to the reply below and its nested replies. See all post replies »

Old guy to young woman.

"Where have you been all my life?"

"Well for the first 2/3 I wasn't born yet!"