"If I were younger/not married I'd so date (do) her"

@Platinum Yes, you can. But you cannot assume that you could have her.

And yeah...in many cases, you're right about the millions in the bank thing...

The age must come into it, I never assume anything...@SW-User

@Platinum You never assume but I'm obviously talking about the ones who do, that's what the post was about.

@SW-User I might assume if they look like they are flirting...miracles can happen....😂

@Platinum Yeah, that's different.

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@Thinkerbell money

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Apocryphal Churchill story

Churchill, to a lady at a state dinner: "Madam, would you sleep with me for a million pounds?"

Lady (after thinking a moment): "Yes, I expect I would."

Churchill: "Would you do it for five quid?"

Lady (blushing furiously): "Of course not! What do you think I am?"

Churchill: "Madam, we've already established what you are; now we're just haggling over the price."

A builder, architect and surveyor went to a prostitute ans asked how much...£20 per inch she says..so the builder went first and when he came out and said it cost him, £120...architect went next and when he came out he said it cost him £140 and smiled, then the surveyor went in ans when he came out , he said it cost him £60 and the other two laughed...the surveyor then said I was more clever than you...I asked to be measured on completion....@Thinkerbell

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But I thought prostitutes get paid in advance...? Shouldn't the clients be measured in advance too?

Never been......😂@Thinkerbell

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Never been measured...? 😂