Is it normal to want this as a birthday present when I get married?
After I get married I wouldn't mind my wife giving me a lap dance in a bra and thong with high heels as a birthday present. We could play a variety of songs including "Young Lust" by Pink Floyd, Kylie Minogue's cover of "The Locomotion", and an upbeat song by Shania Twain. My wife could even incorporate some belly dancing into this as well.