*Pulls a wedding ring out of my fanny pack*

You just want me for my body

@plungesponge Ill dump u as soon as soon as u get a wrinkle so hurry up

Oh wait, that was the wrong ring.

*Pulls out a ring that is four times the size*

Will you marry me?

Did you just pop the cherry?

Do you still think about that a lot?

A gentlemen always wears it on the side

@plungesponge correct answer! I accept 😍

Nothing. Just fannies

@plungesponge 😦

I'd take you no matter where we are

@plungesponge can I see ur STD report

Of course. I got an A+ in every section