Man tries to marry but the instance is rejected because, unbeknownst to him, he was already married

For 8 years, and to a woman he's never seen before.

See why it's better if somebody keeps an eye on you when you're drunk, kiddos. 🥴

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Nanori · F

And this kids, is how I met your dad 🙂

Elessar · 26-30, M

@Nanori Impossible, if kids were part of this equation he'd be wearing a sombrero and sipping margarita in Cancun or anywhere else that doesn't extradite you back