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He still needs me

He went to Costco without me yesterday. He told me this morning "You didn't save me from myself.". "What did you do?" I asked, thinking he was regretting some impulsive purchase.
"My zipper was down the entire time, and the car was unlocked when I got back to it."
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Somebody should invent a zipper alarm and not leave it in the unlocked car.