I Am Against Gay Marriage [Gay Marriage]

It's awful! Ever since gay marriage was legalised here in Ireland, my parents have lived in fear that they'll be shipped off to their mandatory gay spouse assignments! Sure, it's been nearly a year and nothing remotely like that has happened, but surely it's only a matter of time! Just like it's only a matter of time before our kids are converted to become gay! Oh, the horror of it all! Save me Lord, Jesus! D: