i have a confession

my friend wrote my dating profile thing for me. i thought it was clever, and i didn't think too much about it. no one has asked me details, until now! i matched with someone and he is asking me what i meant by what is in my profile! the truth is, i dont know what the heck it means! so anyway i changed my profile so it would at least make more sense to me. i'm afraid another fish has gotten away. 🎣