My wife thinks I like getting drunk. Entirely untrue. I like drinking

Actually what you are saying is true. When I was a young man I drank for effect. Since I have learned to appreciate the subtle flavors and smells of a good bourbon and Scotch. Getting drunk is truly an unpleasant side effect and usually lasts until late the next day. Fortunately it only happens about once a year.

You could just have a taste and then stop, but you don't.
You tell yourself you can stop at any time, but you won't.
It's just the taste you want, but that isn't the truth.
You hide it from yourself, you goof.

;)