A wife leaned into her husband and purred, "Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?"
The husband shook his head, "Nope."
She slowly unbuttoned her blouse, reached into her lace push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled $20 bill.
He grinned. "Nice trick."
Then she teased, "Ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?"
He gulped, "No..."
Off comes the skirt. Out comes a crumpled $50 from her lace panties.
Now he's sweating in anticipation of what's coming next.
Then she leans in and whispers, "Ever seen $50,000 all crumpled up?"
He practically shouts, "NO-BUT I'D LOVE TO!"
She pauses, gives him an apologetic look, and says,
"...Go look in the garage."
She slowly unbuttoned her blouse, reached into her lace push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled $20 bill.
He grinned. "Nice trick."
Then she teased, "Ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?"
He gulped, "No..."
Off comes the skirt. Out comes a crumpled $50 from her lace panties.
Now he's sweating in anticipation of what's coming next.
Then she leans in and whispers, "Ever seen $50,000 all crumpled up?"
He practically shouts, "NO-BUT I'D LOVE TO!"
She pauses, gives him an apologetic look, and says,
"...Go look in the garage."
