To MY Married Friends
Sometimes I may not be the most pleasant person to be around, but I got the best woman who was ever on this planet to marry me. I worked at it, it was the best thing ever happened to me.
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HumanEarth · F
HumanEarth · F
I was in jail for not paying a fine for driving without a license.
Oh it was funny. Till that night.
Back main area where they kept everyone. Bunch of where playing cards.
Well it turned out that one of the guys that was in the holding area with us. Was also had a visitor at the same time I did.
He must have thought my Buddy was my lover. Because he sat down next to me and everyone was thinking he wanted to dealt in the card game.
Nope, the fucker put his hand on my upper thigh and reaching for my junk.
I jumped up so fast and put my hand around his throat. Then pinned him up against the bunk beds and I about to beat his ass.
Then the guards cames with dogs.
I picked up a new charge of assault and new court case. Spent the rest of my two weeks in the hole.
All because my buddy wanted to prank me
Oh it was funny. Till that night.
Back main area where they kept everyone. Bunch of where playing cards.
Well it turned out that one of the guys that was in the holding area with us. Was also had a visitor at the same time I did.
He must have thought my Buddy was my lover. Because he sat down next to me and everyone was thinking he wanted to dealt in the card game.
Nope, the fucker put his hand on my upper thigh and reaching for my junk.
I jumped up so fast and put my hand around his throat. Then pinned him up against the bunk beds and I about to beat his ass.
Then the guards cames with dogs.
I picked up a new charge of assault and new court case. Spent the rest of my two weeks in the hole.
All because my buddy wanted to prank me
HumanEarth · F
See @Notsimilarreally women finds this funnier then men. Because I believe my story is a mans worst idea of what jail can be like.
and I think women find it so funny because most men are so homophobic and can laugh about it
At least my opinion that is
and I think women find it so funny because most men are so homophobic and can laugh about it
At least my opinion that is