Lmao. It's me. I'm that wife. I'm not sorry.

No that’s my husband. He’s the worst like that. I can never get a chance to say something. Can’t end a conversation on the phone either.
Ok thanks have a good day (other person says “you too”).And don’t worry about anything, I’ll take care of it (Other person: Ok great thanks) We’ve got it all lined up and ready to go so you don’t have to worry… sigh…

FFS just say THANKS, GOOD BYE!

I can't speak as a husband about a wife with no shoes, but my sisters were like that when our family was still living together.

Their recounting of something was a long, exciteable litany of "I said '---' and then she said '--'- and I said....." I'd lose track of the subject, very rapidly.

[Just as I do when someone links every other word with a gratuitous "like" or swear-word.]

That's called.......................conversation. You know? The thing that isn't texting 100% of the time...........interacting as little as possible and calling it "talking".

My dear wife of 44 years has to include every detail no matter how trivial to every story she recounts. I love her to the ends of the earth.

Well, she probably speaks for two, and doesn't expect you to truly care.

She is well detailed.

Don't say anything to her about it

At least you have full information

So what’s your point? 😉

Thats my husband, not me.

My dad is like that... Things that normal people can say in 5 words he manages to say in 100 words.. I find myself sometimes knowing what he is saying 10 words into the epic sager and then having for the next 250 words to be finished before replying.. It's a real pain..

Yes. For sure.

I'm pretty much to the point

She sounds like my husband

No, not everyone, people who need to talk like that have anxiety issues

Does she like to gossip too??