I Hate The Friendzone

Reasons for friendzone

1. Always be ready for her
2. Respect and love the girl more than our self and soul
3. Suddenly become a poet at night
4. Eyes will get hurt if we do not see her
5. Seeing dreams of the girl
6. Wait for her message for 2 hours
7. Keep her pic on phone's wallpaper
8. Record her calls and listen and listen them in free time
9.

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GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

9. Nice guys finish last.
10. Being Bluepilled.

Also, recording phone calls is weird, creepy and borderline illegal in certain places.

Stop that.

sweetboy · 26-30, M

@GeistInTheMachine here, it is legal :)

GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

@sweetboy I'm sure she'll think it's real endearing when you tell her that.

On the plus side, it'll get you out of the friendzone.

NativeOregonian · 51-55

@GeistInTheMachine And on the no contact order files at his local police department.

sweetboy · 26-30, M

@NativeOregonian there so many countries where call recording is legal and I am one of them

GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

@sweetboy I'm sorry, but you're hopeless.

NativeOregonian · 51-55

@sweetboy Legality has nothing to do about it. @GeistInTheMachine He is indeed hopeless, and clueless, which is why he is in the friendzone, no woman in their right mind would ever want to be romantic with him.

GeistInTheMachine · 31-35, M

@NativeOregonian He's lucky to even be in the friendzone.

NativeOregonian · 51-55

@GeistInTheMachine Indeed, most guys get restraining orders against them.