Are you old, cheap to maintain, bulky and reliable?

Are you young still living at home with mom don’t own anything and unreliable

Rapidly getting older, now 66.
Don't require maintenance as I pay my own way.
4 kilos or approx 8 lbs over my ideal BMI.
Reliable - yes, most of the time - but once in a while I like to break the patterns.
Like an old truck? probably more like a middle-aged horse.

Feed me. Give me a rub and some tlc. I'll work 12hr shifts for you.

Did i mention i am food motivated?

I'm old..... broken down, slow, barely responsive, worth more as a memory. Like an old Ford.

Kinda