I kidnapped him.... he had no choice but to stay with me 😂😂😂😂... "Hey get back in your cell"

Sat in my dark room complaining about being friendzoned and rage wanking into bathroom towels over all the girls who didn't sleep with me for protecting their honour on the internet. I'm not sure why that approach doesn't work for more neckbeards.

He did all the work. I just hung around and looked cute.

from your russian brides advert

I said hello.... Had her there. Win!

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Me and my wife had a ummm... special hobby... you will find out what I mean if you look at my profile... yep I am very weird!

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she likes my weird warped sense of humor. LOL

I never tried to get one.

Sneakily 🙈🤐

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