I've lost count. And yes, I was sober for all of them.

A few. Yes, all sober.

Well, except maybe one.

I have 2 one night stands... One for my magazines and the other to charge my devices. I never had to get my nightstands drunk because they don't have mouths.

Zero and I never drink

None

None

0

Only one, or maybe two, depending upon your definition of one-night stand.

One, sort of. Long story. I was probably too sober. She wasn't.