I have 2 one night stands... One for my magazines and the other to charge my devices. I never had to get my nightstands drunk because they don't have mouths.

I've had a couple of one night stands

I've lost count. And yes, I was sober for all of them.

Sober, drunk, and other stuff.

Only one, or maybe two, depending upon your definition of one-night stand.

One, sort of. Long story. I was probably too sober. She wasn't.

Only a couple and yes, sober for the most part.

Zero and I never drink

None

None

0

2 sober.

Zero