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Jeffrey5351-55, M
I bet you鈥檇 look beautiful even with a face mask on.
abbyrj22-25, F
@Jeffrey53 Ok boomer

GirlPulse26-30, F
I don't get why everyone thinks pickup lines are somehow synonymous with dad jokes.

I saw a TikTok where a girl was saying, "Do you think this outfit will get me hit on in public by lesbians?" And her friend responds, "Girl, we're lesbians. No one is going to hit on you in public." 馃槀

She's not wrong. So I decided I'm going to step out and shoot my shot more often because taking initiative is sexy. To me, that just means initiating a conversation and making it clear that I'm interested.

Here's the one I'm expecting to use most often. "You know, you're really attractive. I don't know if you're into girls, but I just thought I'd kick myself if I didn't come over here and say hi."
b2206546-50, M
"You totally look like someone who would steal my favorite hoodie!"
JustafantasyM
It may be a disappointment but it'll only last 30 seconds want to give it a try?
ThespisM
I don't have any actual pick up-lines. Just ones I use on friends to get a laugh.
sourstomach36-40
Message me back ;) 馃槇
SW-User
Do u have fever?
Southernbelle13136-40, F
A guy on here said to me....if covid doesn鈥檛 take you out can i take you out....instant block
@Southernbelle131 I saw that...good for you!
JupiterDreams31-35
Are you a keyboard?
Because you're just my type
purplepen51-55, F
@JupiterDreams That's a cute one.
JupiterDreams31-35
@purplepen Found it on Pinterest a couple weeks ago xD
GreenGoddessF
I heard milk was good for you but [i]damn[/i] how much did you drink?
Are you from heaven?,cuz they鈥檙e missing an angel 馃懠
Smokey46-50, M
Wanna rub our stimulus checks together
vetguy199151-55, M
let's go to the rock quarry because I'm a little boulder there
Zaxel26-30, M
following to steal everyones lines
AuRevoir36-40, M
@Zaxel 馃樁 Steal my lines bb!
Nika200222-25, F
I honestly don't need one.
bluemachine26-30, M
can i dm you with one?
AuRevoir36-40, M
I like to walk up to a nice young woman, 馃樁 with two obvious bulges sticking out from my pants and to say. "Guess which ones the banana?"
MarmeeMarchM
"Hey baby - is that Angel dust on your shoulder or Covid19s pretending to be dandruff"

Well ladies ? pretty impressive ?.....I know.....
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A real classy one I remember was: "Hi, would you like to buy me a drink?" Hahaha...
Are you from Tennessee cuz ur the only
10 I see
@TexasOutlawTrey oh brother馃檮. Heard that lame joke way too many times.
Toosdaywthmorty46-50, M
How about..... life without you is like a broken pencil, pointless.
What's cooking good looking.
496sbc36-40, M
I guess i have none
Dadbod5256-60, M
I'm virus free.

 
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