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wazoo9191 · 41-45, M
Nice shoes. Let’s fuck.
Peekaboo20 · 26-30, F
@wazoo9191 That worked?
wazoo9191 · 41-45, M
@Peekaboo20 lol. No. But I always giggle at that one.

LyricalOne · F
Wanna do it? 😕
SW-User
@LyricalOne I don't see a "no" :)
LyricalOne · F
@SW-User Oy vey. 🤦🏻
SW-User
@LyricalOne 🤷🏻
SW-User
'Can you help me pick this up?'

Works every time.
Peekaboo20 · 26-30, F
@SW-User Pick what up?
SW-User
@Peekaboo20 Anything, it's a 'pick up' line. 😋
Just because I'm this handsome doesn't mean I'm not interested in you.
Bushmanoz · 61-69, M
@TopOfTheWorld oh you blokes are on fire, thanks for the laugh
Peekaboo20 · 26-30, F
@TopOfTheWorld Did it work?
@Peekaboo20 sorry, a gentleman never tells.
HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M
"Hi"...worked many times
hertoy · 70-79, M
"I'm a millionaire and need help spending my money"
Peekaboo20 · 26-30, F
@hertoy Did you buy them something expensive?
hertoy · 70-79, M
@Peekaboo20 Rarely...I'm not rich! lol
SW-User
Did you just fall from heaven? Because you look like a dead bird.
SW-User
I mean an angel. Shit.
Peekaboo20 · 26-30, F
@SW-User That's awful. Did it work?
SW-User
@Peekaboo20 I’ve never field tested it but it works well when told as a joke. Do you think it would work?
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Never had a line that worked
AyDiosMio · 31-35, M
“You look like trash, can i take you out”
Bushmanoz · 61-69, M
Peekaboo20 · 26-30, F
@AyDiosMio I don't think you actually said that.
AyDiosMio · 31-35, M
@Peekaboo20 100% i did. 😂 we were friends first though
Bushmanoz · 61-69, M
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?...no..it's a joke, relax people
SeamusD · 36-40, M
Whether you are into feet or not, I'll sweep you off them.

 
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