Not married anymore, but when i was married, she didnt do stuff like that. neither did i.

I never did that when I was still married, why would I?

Thank god I haven't got married yet 😂

Sometimes. I used to dislike it but positively encourage it these days

She would never do anything like that.

I love it when the ladies do that to me. We talk about the first thing that pops up.

never, she is only for me

Sitting on another persons lap(aside from my best friend because we can be seriously goofy) would not be happening unless it was to give the indication i am interestrd in that person.

Yea. Its weird.

I look at something like that as immaturity. There is goofing off but if this is an all the time thing... This isn't high school fun.

My wife put her bare ass on my friends lap once

If there was a prize for the most stupidest question ever asked you would win it hands down