I’ve decided I want a 4 month out of the year crush

like I don’t want it to go anywhere, I just want to think about someone from October 15th to February 15th every year, and then I want that to go away and I get a new crush the following October. They’ve gotta be gone before my birthday in March, and I don’t want to be yearning for someone during my family’s October vacations. Spring and summer are busy. I just need a winter depression distraction. I’ll start taking applications in September

(yes I’ll be ovulating soon)

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CountScrofula · 41-45, M

COMB YOUR EYEBROWS YOU JACKALS

You there, untuck your pants from your socks this is a lady.

itsok · 31-35, F

@CountScrofula you’ve got 3 months to whip them into shape

beermeplease · M

all i know is my birthday is in march....do i fit in somewhere?

itsok · 31-35, F

@beermeplease I recommend not having a crush for your birthday. All the attention should be on you

BiasForAction · M

Having a plan is important

Selah ·

That's literally cuffing season lol

itsok · 31-35, F

@Selah I had NO idea this was a thing

JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M

It's good cuddling weather so there's that

CurrentName · 51-55, M

What if he's the same guy but changes his appearance and demeanor every year.
One year he's the professional type, next year he's a rapper, and so on
Would that work?

itsok · 31-35, F

@CurrentName that would be ideal, actually

CurrentName · 51-55, M

@itsok
There you go..
Now you just have to find one guy.
A theater student preferably.

itsok · 31-35, F

@CurrentName I’ll be on the lookout

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