On a scale from 1 to 10, what is the probability that [@piecingbabyfacetogether] developed a major crush on me after our meet up?

@deadgerbil STOP PREACHING ISLAM AND GO BACK TO YOUR JESUS BULLSHIT 🥔😡

@BittersweetPotato I'll preach both. It's the same thing, one just puts a jew on a higher pedestal!

@BittersweetPotato no let him be, since he's started preaching Islam I've been saying my prayers alot, mostly the part that includes bending over.

@Nanori 😏

@Nanori Have you ever heard of the story of how separation between men and women in mosques came about? It is because men at the back would try to steal glimpse from underneath women clothes when they bent over during prayers. Then separation was instructed, or the rule that women had to stand at the back if they were to pray with men. True story from a hadith 🥔🤣

@BittersweetPotato I always ask myself what do Muslims use that gives them permanent boners. Lol it's tiring enough to just hear about their fkery.

However coming from Middle East myself....... Ehem

@Nanori I won't be able to sleep tonight thinking of this!

@BittersweetPotato I remember trying to a good Muslim and feeling so confused after learning that sex is fine during fasting in Ramadan 😂
I know a Muslim who refuses to believe that even though it's in a hadith too.

@PiecingBabyFaceTogether wth I heard it's haram, doesn't cum break the fast?

@Nanori Maybe blowjobs ruin it but not sex. Maybe the sheikh I heard it from was drunk or high 😅 like everything else they'll tell you "scholars faught over it" or whatever there are a lot of excuses.

@PiecingBabyFaceTogether maybe it was horny sheikh

@Nanori is right, there is a hadith whereby the prophet gave permission to an old man to kiss during fasting, but did not give the same permission to a young man who asked him the same question... and it was interpreted that it is probably because the young man would get a boner, and it won't be just kissing 🥔🤣

@BittersweetPotato yeah I just checked the rules and it said it's haram

There are other hadiths that talk about kissing and even tongue sucking and touching, and that it doesn't ruin fasting.. just don't fucking cum. if you are a fast shooter, then stay away from that shit when you are fasting LOL

@BittersweetPotato careful, you may offend some people on here who take the stuff really really seriously and you'll be reported to the morality police

@BittersweetPotato why are we talking about Islam now, guys let's go ✂️ @deadgerbil @PiecingBabyFaceTogether

@deadgerbil and that picture you posted is not really offensive? .. 🤣🥔

@BittersweetPotato When that sheikh spoke about it it was omar or amr or whatever and he asked the prophet if he can sleep with his wife during Ramadan morning because they get bored and he allowed it 🤔
I'm not surprised though that it's not clear whether it's right or not maybe we need to ask Hamed 😅

@BittersweetPotato don't make EXCUSES

@Nanori Because we are a bunch of kafirs?

and deagerbil is just an intruder 🥔🤭

@BittersweetPotato mushriks are always welcome

@Nanori Sometimes I feel that the devil verse in the Quran was written after you.

How the hell did this post turn into an exchange of hadiths and islamic rules? 🥔🤔

@deadgerbil He doesn't know that men with beards cause indecent thoughts in women because I fucking love men with beards 🥔🥴