So I have a crush on this "obscure" (not actually obscure) 70s cartoon character named Black Vulcan, and today I was acting as if I was high thanks to him. Listening to music that reminds me of him makes me tear up because it reminds me of my crush on him AND the fact he isn't real, and the fact that my mom grew up watching this character on TV (she was a relatively normal child.)
Here's Black Vulcan in all his glory.
IDK why I have a crush on him. Is it the fact that he always shouted when something weird showed up (i.e. screaming "Great Lightning!") and I find that cute? Or is it that I have jungle fever (attraction to black men when you're white; before this, I had a crush on Cyborg, go figure.)
