As an adult I have so much control over my life.

Like.. i just combined and smashed all the skittles in the bag into one fistfull of fruity, crusty putty. And now im modeling it into tiny giraffes before biting their heads off.. and nobody, not a soul is going to tell me to "Cut that shit out and eat normally!" . This is what i worked so hard to make it to adulthood for. I've acheived the dream guys!