So, I’m sitting here minding my own business, looking at my phone.
Her, “Why do you love the Internet so much?”
Me, “I do everything you say, I have provided us with an easy retirement life, I’ve never had a girlfriend and I have no addictions other than this,” holding up my phone, “I put it in another room when you want to talk or we eat dinner. I don’t take with me to restaurants or parties. Give me this pleasure in peace. You’re reading a book. I’m learning things on the Internet.”
Her, “Fair enough. What have you learned that has you laughing so much the last hour?”
Me, “A forty four second video of four cowgirls on a two teeter totter in a rodeo arena getting knocked off the teeter totter and head butted, then trampled by a bull.”
Her, “On purpose?”
Me, “Yeah, he effed them up. One MIGHT be an accident, but all four, …”
Her, “No, you watched, wait you find it funny?”
Me, “No, not that, I’m texting with my brothers and some of our sons, they’re saying funny stuff back and forth …”
As she closes her book and goes to another room I say, “You asked! I’ll forward it to you. You’ll see.”
