I discovered something in our law system no one knew about that I think I haven't done anything bad

I've got attempted murder no one hurt, they didn't get scratched and they only got minor bruises no broken bones. I claim no one is after me to kill me. Please take my apology and let me become a non felon normal neuro typical american citizen again. I am a neuro typical in my own opinion. I can throw the junior football 50 yards maxed out. I didn't know this 30 min ago and then I knew it, it was fines always have to rack up to the death penalty no matter what fines they are 25 min ago. No one has wanted me dead yet and you have a chance to forgive me because I fines were maybe as bad as a guy's fines in mass effect 2 and he only just just doable community service. I am 27 yrs old.