My boyfriend flirts with girls on PS5

Then all of a sudden a person who calls themselves "Squirtboy" adds him. He reckons "oh I didn't realise the name".

Yeah you're right.. you totally didn't realise his name is squirtboy.

Serves him right for flirting with girls on PS5 while I'm sitting there bored.

People who do stuff like that end up being friends with people named Squirtboy.