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A mate of mine earns a comfortable £55k. I asked over a pint why he also has a weekend job.

Without pausing a beat, he said “it’s because I can’t stand my wife and kids, and it’s cheaper and more convenient than getting divorced.”

He then chuckled and went to the bar to get another round in.
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ArishMell · 70-79, M
Your mate has a right sense of humour!

The way it's written implies he earns that £55k per week.

So £2 750 000 a year assuming regular income and self-employed so unpaid for just two weeks' holiday.

Oh all right, say 5 weeks' holiday but still self-employed, so no pay in those weeks. That holiday entitlement is more realistic.

Now only £2 585 000 a year.

Before tax and National Insurance, of course. Though he can probably just about afford five weeks' unpaid leave even if makes his third home in the Cotswolds and a 'Sunseeker' yacht a bit less likely..

On the right side of the law otherwise he would not be boasting about it in the pub!

Either a Premier League footballer or running a major public-utility company....

.... or of course, kidding you.

OR...

Let's read it again:

He is on £55 000 a year AND works 5-day weeks. (Plus his weekend work.)
Locke ·
@ArishMell Per anum.
ArishMell · 70-79, M
@Locke I did wonder that on second reading. It was the way he said it that made him sound as if on Water Company chairman's rates!