I am looking for 41-46 yr old female human cougar talk.?

Hi, I believe that I have won my first ever fair 50/50 maybe fight and age stopping technology making gamble game on the first important try in the first important opportunity, it was I had a just min sec stop watch/digital watch stop watch and then I buckled the watch backwards on my wrist where I can't see it's stop watch clock and then I didn't hear any clocks around and I didn't hear any secs along with it and I waited just in a chair for as long as I could and I waited for 2:43 min sec and won it on the first important try in the first important opportunity 50/50 odd call. Odd or even call game. I've got felonies and maybe murder charges I need gone for this. I also said before I stopped it that when hostiles have fully mature and developed brains that that is the best time to fight. I won 25 min ago. I wrote down odd before I played so I could look at it to remember and it had pen marks on it accidentally but it was still readable. I am 26 yrs old about to be 27.