Lucky to have life age stopping technology story of mine.

I don't have a losing record, when I was young like 3 yrs old, I didn't know that a guys worked at grocery stores and got caught accidentally stealing and had to give the stuff back, I stole a 1000$ four-wheeler from people when I was 19, when I was 23 I stood plum on top of a tv in the same shape as the one in this pic here and just as big 33in minus the white piece, and got really lucky 50/50 on the first important try in the first important opportunity because the glass I recently found out was as thick as a pint glass jar glass or close and because I knew it was a gamble it was dangerous and glass jars bust if you step on them and I have gotten stitches from accidentally stepping on one and getting cut, I wore shorts and flip flops standing on top of it, I am 26 yrs old, I got a felony before too I need gone. It was all glass didn't know there was a metal piece inside that could have hurt I was 6ft 160lb