I swear my girlfriend says the funniest things
Like “for the last time, I’m not your girlfriend, I just work here” and “don’t you have a restraining order from this place?”
She truly is the best 😊
She truly is the best 😊
31-35, M
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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle who might that be??
mindstruggle · F
@ShepherdBard
Someone I know. 👾👾👾
Someone I know. 👾👾👾
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle are you a bot?
mindstruggle · F
@ShepherdBard
Ewww no! That's beetroot I'm throwing at you.
Ewww no! That's beetroot I'm throwing at you.
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle I’m unfamiliar with such things
mindstruggle · F
@ShepherdBard
Really????
Really????
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle no, keep your vegetables to yourself. You need them more than I do 🫳
mindstruggle · F
@ShepherdBard
That's why you stop growing you meanie short object!
That's why you stop growing you meanie short object!
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle not as fast as you stopped growing ✋🫳
mindstruggle · F
@ShepherdBard
I'm 6'2 what are you on?!!
I'm 6'2 what are you on?!!
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle idk but you must be on a 2ft platform to be 6’2
mindstruggle · F
@ShepherdBard
You're the 2ft platform! 😒
You're the 2ft platform! 😒
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle well get off me 😒
mindstruggle · F
@ShepherdBard
Make me! 😠
Make me! 😠
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle you’re asking for it!
mindstruggle · F
@ShepherdBard
I'm so skeeeered. 🥱
I'm so skeeeered. 🥱
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle you’re lucky I don’t wanna hurt you! 😡
mindstruggle · F
@ShepherdBard
Then I'll be on top of you. 😗
Then I'll be on top of you. 😗
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle *tries to push you off*
mindstruggle · F
@ShepherdBard
You always try to push me! 😩
You always try to push me! 😩
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle malarkey 😒
mindstruggle · F
@ShepherdBard
But failed. 😛
But failed. 😛
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle you can’t just bully me around!
mindstruggle · F
@ShepherdBard
Eksyusmi madam, you're the bully here 🫳
Eksyusmi madam, you're the bully here 🫳
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle 🤨🤨🤨
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