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deadgerbil · 26-30
I have a kid with @ShepherdBard
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deadgerbil · 26-30
@ShepherdBard let me audit your finances
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@deadgerbil 🤨🤨
deadgerbil · 26-30
@ShepherdBard I did an online Ramsay course so I know what to look for and I'll point you in the right direction
ElRengo · 70-79, M
I Don't Want To Go To School!
Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
"But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
"One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me, ..."
"Oh! that's no reason. Come on, you have to go to school!"
"Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?"
"One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school."
Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
"But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
"One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me, ..."
"Oh! that's no reason. Come on, you have to go to school!"
"Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?"
"One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school."
MaryDreamilton · 46-50, F
Do they? It's still August. They'll go back in a couple of weeks, surely.
GunFinger · F
My kids are enjoying at school today. I'm not gonna jinx that.😂
Quimliqer · 70-79, M
Not here. Another two weeks
chickiegirl95 · 26-30, F
I'm a homeschool parent lol so mine don't go back but they insist on getting up like they have a bus to catch