Which girl would you prefer?

* Always thirty minutes late
* Spends all of your money
* Only calls when she's lonely

* Buys you drinks
* Makes you laugh
* Sends you random memes

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That's like asking which you prefer, cyanide or arsenic? They will both eventually kill you. One will do it more quickly than the other.

Lostpoet · M

@LoneVoice Why would the second girl kill you unless maybe you slept with her sister or something, but to me she looks chill.

@Lostpoet Because she would eventually turn into the first girl.