Your Daily Affirmation, Ladies Edition

Does your dick feel swollen?
*kicks it*

Now it does 😑

I'm sorry. Sick is making me cranky

Answer should have been: “Are you going to be the first?” 😜

There are people who would talk like this.

yowsa...

😳😲

😠

🧐

Oh snap

Nasty man he is. She should never settle. Smooth talkers. Undesirable.

Typical man 🙄