I love women.

she's pissed 🤭

That's she-speak for take a walk, hero.

This seems like too dangerous an investigation for me to collaborate in. I think I would rather read the research findings when they are published, if the courageous folk experimenting in this fashion survive to tell us.

She wants you to buy her a pair of Manolo Blahnik and Jimmy Choo. Trust me I know. 😝

What about her socks...I've had this happen.

I knew the answer to that in only the first 10 years of my life. More decades than I care to count later, that answer has never changed. 🤷 😄

With heels or no heels?

If you catch it, it's yours. She never gets it back. That's the rule.

It means she's due for a foot massage. If you care about her a glass of wine will cheer the mood.

Ask her

Yes lol

People who throw shoes are angry children. I would ask her to leave.

It usually means you're holding her against her will and shoes are the only weapon available.

She wants to hear, "yes, honey I will."

Both.

She wants you to put them away for her, trust me, we're lazy creatures.

Woman are super serious about shoes....beest feet,man till the coast is clear😤

Maybe she wants you to put them on her feet??? 🤔🤔🤔

Pick them up and throw them back at her! 🤷.... they're 👠 her 👠 shoes, not your's.. 🤣

She probably wants her feet licked

I’m not sure.
Try this:
Give her a cape. If she suddenly becomes SUPER MAD then yeah, she was mad.

it's universally bad news

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shoe-throwing_incidents

Mad!

Rough sex

Id say shes mad