I love women.

she's pissed 🤭

That's she-speak for take a walk, hero.

This seems like too dangerous an investigation for me to collaborate in. I think I would rather read the research findings when they are published, if the courageous folk experimenting in this fashion survive to tell us.

She wants you to buy her a pair of Manolo Blahnik and Jimmy Choo. Trust me I know. 😝

What about her socks...I've had this happen.

I knew the answer to that in only the first 10 years of my life. More decades than I care to count later, that answer has never changed. 🤷 😄

With heels or no heels?

It means she's due for a foot massage. If you care about her a glass of wine will cheer the mood.

She wants you to put them away for her, trust me, we're lazy creatures.

People who throw shoes are angry children. I would ask her to leave.

If you catch it, it's yours. She never gets it back. That's the rule.

She probably wants her feet licked

Yes lol

Ask her

It usually means you're holding her against her will and shoes are the only weapon available.

I’m not sure.
Try this:
Give her a cape. If she suddenly becomes SUPER MAD then yeah, she was mad.

Woman are super serious about shoes....beest feet,man till the coast is clear😤

Pick them up and throw them back at her! 🤷.... they're [b][i]👠 her 👠[/i][/b] shoes, not your's.. 🤣

Maybe she wants you to put them on her feet??? 🤔🤔🤔

She wants to hear, "yes, honey I will."

Rough sex

Mad!

Both.

it's universally bad news

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shoe-throwing_incidents

Id say shes mad