Why chocolate is better than men?
1. Chocolate is always there when you need it
2. Chocolate might make you fat but never makes you pregnant
3. There is plenty of chocolate. And even the good ones are not taken
4. You don’t need to wear sexy lingerie for a chocolate (but you can if you want)
5. Chocolate never leaves the seat up
6. With chocolate you can admit: size matters (and it doesn’t hurt his feelings)
7. You can have more than one chocolate a day and no one calls you names
8. Every chocolate is rich
9. Chocolate will never ask you to do something you don’t want to do
10. Chocolate’s sole purpose is to give you pleasure
What else?
2. Chocolate might make you fat but never makes you pregnant
3. There is plenty of chocolate. And even the good ones are not taken
4. You don’t need to wear sexy lingerie for a chocolate (but you can if you want)
5. Chocolate never leaves the seat up
6. With chocolate you can admit: size matters (and it doesn’t hurt his feelings)
7. You can have more than one chocolate a day and no one calls you names
8. Every chocolate is rich
9. Chocolate will never ask you to do something you don’t want to do
10. Chocolate’s sole purpose is to give you pleasure
What else?
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