Where are all your bodies buried?

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I used to tell my kids their badly behaved elder brother was in the concrete under the front porch,😷

KiwiBird · 36-40, F

@whowasthatmaskedman You wished you did....

@KiwiBird No.. I did tell them that.. It kept them in line, even though their mother told them I was joking.😷

KiwiBird · 36-40, F

@whowasthatmaskedman When did you kill Santa for them. 3?

@KiwiBird No. Santa is different: They understood the commercial value of belief and maintained it well. 😷

KiwiBird · 36-40, F

@whowasthatmaskedman But you tried to kill him and the tooth fairy. Admit it. 🤣

@KiwiBird No.. But I did tell them the Easter Bunny lost his feet to Diabetes.😷

KiwiBird · 36-40, F

@whowasthatmaskedman That is sound health advice.

WanderingThrough · 31-35, F

@whowasthatmaskedman Did that make them behave? 😂

@WanderingThrough I made then stop and wonder. As part of a comprehensive child rearing plan that is a valuable circuit breaker.😷