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Can someone explain why men that think they have the biggest......banana, automatically assume they are better or preferred or whatever. I don’t under

Stand . Like “I have a big 🍆!!!” . Does that mean I have to run after him or what? I don’t understand

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Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F Best Comment

Alright….so here’s my take on this. Any guy thinking he’s swoon-worthy or exceptional because of the size of his dick is usually nothing but his dick (or A dick). There is nothing of substance and he has nothing else to offer…and even that is uneventful thanks to his ego.

A man with a fantastic dick doesn’t brag about it because there is much more to him. His delicious package is just chocolate syrup on the ice cream.

Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M

@Pinkstarburst How did I know that this was going to end with chocolate syrup? 😜

Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F

@Harmonium1923 At least I’m consistent! 🤣

Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F

@Harmonium1923 And you can’t knock a girl for loving her chocolate syrup!

Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M

@Pinkstarburst I’m going to buy us a sundae with two big round scoops of vanilla ice cream for me, some nuts and a river of chocolate syrup for you, and a cherry on top whose stem you can tie into knots without using your hands.

Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F

@Harmonium1923 Have I told you lately that I love you!! And I don’t need my hands to tie the cherry stem…learned that trick a long time ago 😉

Nanori · F

@Pinkstarburst I can attest to that :|

SW-User

@Pinkstarburst Don't use chocolate syrup as an analogy if anal is involved😑

Nanori · F

@SW-User anal is like chocolate with peanut pieces

Pinkstarburst · 51-55, F

@SW-User That thought is on you…no one here has made that analogy….not at all.

SW-User

@Pinkstarburst Just saying....

Actually real chocolate syrup is an excellent aphrodisiac for oral. On both👍

Virgo79 · 61-69, M

@Nanori 🤦‍♂️

SW-User

@Nanori Hopefully not fresh peanuts since that would be severely abrasive.

Adding to the other....unpleasantry

Nanori · F

@SW-User I mean fresh juicy peanut chocolate

SW-User

@Nanori So like a smushed and smeared Reeces Cup?

Well, Halloween is coming up...

zerofuks2give · 41-45, M

@Nanori

Nanori · F

@zerofuks2give take ur head out of the gutter I literally didn't say anything that could be taken out of concept, am innocent and you're a prick
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Nanori · F

@SW-User bb I'm gonna feed it to u

SW-User

@Nanori Yum!❤

zerofuks2give · 41-45, M

@Nanori you literally did 😂

Nanori · F

@zerofuks2give bich whereeeeee

zerofuks2give · 41-45, M

@Nanori

Nanori · F

@zerofuks2give I see NOFING