I want this sung at my funeral. It is to be sung as a slow early 1970s country trucker music
I got a fistful of meth, and a song in my heart hitched up to a big heavy load gonna fire up the pipe, drive that rig all night and smoke until my little heart explodes
both feet on the throttle as I piss in a bottle you’ll feel it when I come inside your town ’cause no matter what it takes, I’m gonna stay awake ’til the shadow people come and shut me down
(Songs need to have a chorus:) pack up the pipe, pull off the brakes I’ve been awake now for eight days straight smoke it to ashes, drive it to death when you got a big truck and a fistful of meth
well I’m driving eighteen wheels, skipping all my meals I’ll conquer every highway in this land for a speedy arrival, the trick to survival is amphetamine supply on demand
the key to my success, a bit of meth in every breath when most the time the highway is my home scraping crystals off the seat, and dodging the police I’m the highest mother-trucker ever known
(more chorus) pack up the pipe, pull off the brakes I’ve been awake now for eight days straight smoke it to ashes, drive it to death when you got a big truck and a fistful of meth
well a lot lizard asked if I’d like to try her ass all she wanted was a hunk of my stash I hit her with a tire checker, then she bit me in the pecker that’s when we agreed I’d pay her cash
you might think I’m a sucker for the life of a trucker but there never was a life so free a trucker don’t need much, like friends and such just puffing on that meth amphetamine
(some more stupid chorus) pack up the pipe, pull off the brakes I’ve been awake now for eight days straight smoke it to ashes, drive it to death when you got a big truck and a fistful of meth