If you could add yourself as a character in a Disney film, who would you be and how would you change the game?

I'd like to be the secret owner of a school for fairy godmothers. Seriously, I think Cinderella could have tried harder to get her own happily ever after. She need not stay and be abused in her own home. Then there's Snow White,. What is up with trusting a strange looking witch and biting on the apple? And don't get me started with Aurora! I even doubt she remembers Philip when they met when she was a baby.

The story would reach happily ever after of course, but I'd care for the path to get there to be way more spectacular and interesting for our heroines.